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Serious Monkey Business Synthetic Urine Products are the leading edge for top of  line fake pee. Carefully premixed inside a laboratory, Serious Monkey Business is always evolving to meet your fake pee needs.  Whether you need Serious Monkey Business Flask, Monkey Wizz Belt kit, or a full blown fake penis urine delivery system like Monkey Dong, which includes life like looking fake penis with channel to pass urine, Serious Monkey Business has your back.  A step above the competion Serious Monkey Business liquid is manufacured the same way as all the top of the line synthetic urine companies with a unique difference, Monkey Flask and Serious Monkey Business belt kits liquid urine is infused with bacteria that activte when oened. Giving you the most realistic high grade synthetic urine that is so well made that it's even impossible for laboratories to tell the difference. Even better, Monkey Wizz liquid is so easy to use and can be prepared in as little as 15 seconds. As long as you have some on hand, you'll never have anything to worry about.
 Monkey Wizz Belt Kit by Serious Monkey Business is the newest synthetic urine substitution device on the market This amazing package comes ready to use right out of the box! Comes complete with over 3½ oz. of the highest quality synthetic toxin and disease free urine available, attached to an adjustable 100% cotton elastic belt. (All medical grade) Also included are two organic heat pads each goo up to 8 hours, an easy to read temperature strip and detailed instructions. Save time and order now 
Only $34.99
Monkey Flask's are uniquelly designed, with a safety sealed flip-top cap, which contains 3.5oz of the highest quality synthetic urine and allows for easy concealment The monkey flask is infused with bacteria that activate when opened to achieve the most realistic copy of actual piss. The box Also includes one self-adhesive heat pad to ensure proper heating for up to 8 hours, easy to read temperature strip and detailed instructions. Save time and order now.
Only $24.99

 The urine is so convincing that it can be used to calibrating equipment and prank even the wisest individuals. As long as the urine is prepared properly, there is no way to tell that it's fake.  Shipping is fast and discrete.  Orders normaly ship same day when placed before 3p, eastern standard time.  All Orders come in a small plain envelope or plain box for larger orders so no prying eyes will ever know.
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All orders shipped in plain box, shipping label is NOT labeled from "bestsyntheticurine.com", COMPLETELY UNMARKED PACKAGE
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED TO BE USED ON LAWFULLY ADMINISTERED TESTS AND IS INTENDED TO BE USED IN ACCORDANCE WITH ALL FEDERAL, STATE & LOCAL LAWS. IT IS ILLEGAL TO USE SYNTHETIC URINE IN PLACE OF HUMAN URINE FOR ALL NON-HOME ADMINISTERED TESTS SUCH AS PRE-EMPLOYMENT AND SIMILAR TESTS. WE SELL SYNTHETIC URINE AS A NOVELTY PRODUCTS ONLY.  ANY REFERENCE TO PASSING TEST IS FOR IN HOME TESTING OR CALBRATION

*100% money back guarantee,  if the product does not work as described we will refund 100% of item price for order.  must submit proff of failed test, home test do not qualify.
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